Oh here's a novel idea..

Hire me.
2 interviews this week, both for intern positions, all positive and in the right direction and bla bla.
Both went well, both were clearly impressed with me and my portfolio.
But it's just like.. why don't you give me an actual job!? I will not disappoint!! It's frustrating, because I can DO THIS. I would do such a good job, I would work my actual ass off. I would be efficient, dedicated, I have positive energy, I'm trustworthy, I want to learn - I'd hire me in a shot!!
You know what I need, I need a break.